hm. I love my wife. I love my boyfriend. I love Dave’s Triple Plain w/No Cheese Large Combo Water Bottle Drink
hm. I love my wife. I love my boyfriend. I love Dave’s Triple Plain w/No Cheese Large Combo Water Bottle Drink
GOOD DAY FOR ANNOYING PEOPLE (me)
ITβS REAL IM SOBBING SEKIKAI HAS A LOVECHILD
(Edit!!)
me and my childhood friends would have killed Paradox Raikou with hammers, I can tell you that much
Iβm just glad that we as a society have finally accepted that Dracula is really a tits out kind of vampire
Also, I recommend imagining your favorite vampire in this outfit as a little treat
This looks like something Jack Black would wear in the recent Tenacious D videos.
seven-oh-four asked:
wait did you do every single pokemon???
ultimatepokemontournament Answer:
Yes, but for a more clear idea of what exactly that entails, you can check the pinned post. (For instance, temporary forms like Wash Rotom or Mega Evolutions or Gigantimax were not included as separate Pokemon).
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Grabbing people by their shoulders and shaking them until they can prove to me they know what “twink” means
I was listening to a bunch of LGBT+ ppl from Louisiana as a guest for a podcast and the topic of “twink” came up and they more or less were like, “yeah nowadays cishet ppl know saying ‘f*g’ raises eyebrows so they just say 'twink’ when they want to say 'f*g’ but it’s obvious what they want to say when they say the word,” and like, that’s basically it, right. Also they talked about lubed up jockstrap wrestling at a gay bar and how there was a cishet guy that participated because he just wanted to wrestle.
Nodding thoughtfully at this until you say “lubed up jockstrap wrestling” at which point I get so horny I think I hauve Covid
Strange seascapes of Kauai artist Troy Carney. Troy is Hawaii’s gold leaf artist, using a process he has been developing since 2005.
Me: maybe I’m not cut out to be a writer…idk what if I’m not good enough
BookTok romance writers: ‘what if you were just a normal school teacher…but the MINOTAUR wanted to get you PREGNANT’
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did you guys know we can go outside and theres birds there. Thats something we can do 🐦🐥🦢🦚🦜🐓🐤🦆🦉
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Which do you engage in the most
Tomfoolery
Dilly dallying
Silly gooseness
Shenanigans
Foolishness
Mischief
Nonsense
None 😐
Every. Single. One.
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I donβt think you can make that your headline even if youre quoting him. Very uncouth
heβs on a level of race science that we havenβt seen in decades. Lamarckist phrenology
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if you’re ever jaded by really bad fanon interpretations it helps to revisit the source material so you can go Oh thank god. t’was all just a bad dream
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