hm. I love my wife. I love my boyfriend. I love Dave’s Triple Plain w/No Cheese Large Combo Water Bottle Drink

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chocoreitto:

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GOOD DAY FOR ANNOYING PEOPLE (me)

IT’S REAL IM SOBBING SEKIKAI HAS A LOVECHILD

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(Edit!!)

comicinertia:

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me and my childhood friends would have killed Paradox Raikou with hammers, I can tell you that much

crowbone:

inauspicious-augury:

inauspicious-augury:

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I’m just glad that we as a society have finally accepted that Dracula is really a tits out kind of vampire

Also, I recommend imagining your favorite vampire in this outfit as a little treat

This looks like something Jack Black would wear in the recent Tenacious D videos.

seven-oh-four asked:

wait did you do every single pokemon???

ultimatepokemontournament Answer:

Yes, but for a more clear idea of what exactly that entails, you can check the pinned post. (For instance, temporary forms like Wash Rotom or Mega Evolutions or Gigantimax were not included as separate Pokemon).

ultimatepokemontournament:

ultimatepokemontournament:

Ultimate Pokemon Tournament!

Inter-Generational Tournament - Round 4 - Final Match

Pick The Best Pokemon!

Mimikyu

Umbreon

β˜… This poll is part of a project to determine Tumblr’s favorite Pokemon! β˜…

Our Contestants:

A drawing of the Pokemon Mimikyu. It's a Pokemon covered in a old cream colored rag that mimics a Pikachu. The tips of its ears are black with a drawn on Pikachu face and two slits in its body for its eyes. In its Busted form, the Pikachu head falls to the side.ALT
A drawing of the Pokemon Umbreon. It is a black, quadrupedal Pokemon with yellow stripes on its ears and tail. Umbreon also has yellow circles on its limbs and forehead, as well as red eyes.ALT

β˜… Go here for more info about the project! β˜…
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β˜… Don’t forget to have fun, be kind, and have a wonderful day! β˜…

🎊 Congratulations to our Intergenerational Winner and Ultimate Pokemon, Mimikyu! 🎊

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hatingongodot:

ruisa-faa:

hatingongodot:

Grabbing people by their shoulders and shaking them until they can prove to me they know what “twink” means

I was listening to a bunch of LGBT+ ppl from Louisiana as a guest for a podcast and the topic of “twink” came up and they more or less were like, “yeah nowadays cishet ppl know saying ‘f*g’ raises eyebrows so they just say 'twink’ when they want to say 'f*g’ but it’s obvious what they want to say when they say the word,” and like, that’s basically it, right. Also they talked about lubed up jockstrap wrestling at a gay bar and how there was a cishet guy that participated because he just wanted to wrestle.

Nodding thoughtfully at this until you say “lubed up jockstrap wrestling” at which point I get so horny I think I hauve Covid

(via insurrectionary-frybreadism)

fruit-teeth:

Me: maybe I’m not cut out to be a writer…idk what if I’m not good enough

BookTok romance writers: ‘what if you were just a normal school teacher…but the MINOTAUR wanted to get you PREGNANT’

(via mabelsguidetolife)

ashstfu:

did you guys know we can go outside and theres birds there. Thats something we can do 🐦🐥🦢🦚🦜🐓🐤🦆🦉

(via pandulce)

kirbyofthestars:

if you’re ever jaded by really bad fanon interpretations it helps to revisit the source material so you can go Oh thank god. t’was all just a bad dream

(via caridinscross)


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